Are you serious, or is this blog some kind of joke?

If you've ever been to the internet, you know it's filled with really wonderful blogging advice. Right?

In fact, there's too much good blogging advice out there, and we're here to fix that.

You should probably subscribe for updates here because that's what I see other bloggers say in their sidebar. It's like magic. That's what this spot is for on pretty much every website now.

Um... I was going to make a free ebook to entice you and make you really really want to give me your email address, but since this is all about bad blogging advice, I haven't done that.

Subscribe anyway! It'll be fun.

Oh wait, I haven't even made a subscribe thing yet. Hmm... I'll just leave this here anyway. No biggie.